Try saying the word "flaccid" without cracking a smile.
Today I actually slipped on a banana peel. Honest to god, those things are the slipperiest slipping-hazard on the market today. Try it, I dare you. No, seriously, do. You won't believe it.
Well, I'm back, with no real excuse but laziness for not keeping in touch with the outside world. One would think that after 3 months of not blogging, I would have a lot to report. Turns out, not so much. Wal-Mart and Canadian Tire put Zellers out of business, and there's a new Big Rig car wash. That's about it for Weybs. So sad. I bought a new reclining couch and loveseat from The Brick on their "No Payments, No Interest, No Money Down" deal. I always made fun of those furniture commercials, but turns out they're a pretty sweet deal. If anyone cares to visit The Burn, you now have a relatively comfortable place to stay. Other than that, not much else really. I spent the last hour or so catching up on everyone's lives through their blogs, and wow. The shit that I missed is too abundant to name.
Jorge - Sounds like your having an amazing time dude, wish I could be there, and can't wait to catch up on things when you get back.
Joel - SO jealous of you too. Just golfing anywhere over there would be crazy, let alone seeing the Vatican and the Sistine Chapel. Sounds like such a great experience (not even being sarcastic)
P-diddy - Congrats on all your accomplishments. The fact that you're winning all these huge international competitions and getting your Law Degree already makes you a huge success, let alone when you become Prime Minister (come on buddy, we need you!)
B-dawg - The store looks sweet man. My girlfriend was probably at a couple of buys that you would have been at, we'll have to hook up at one of them next spring when the new stuff is released. Any plans on going to Warped this year?
Deano - I'm watching the Joe Schmo marathon on Spike TV as I type this. Turn there now!
Mattay - Hilarious as usual!
C-lark - Sweet look on the blog. Are you going to Haslut next weekend or Warped?
That about it. I'm not going to promise a blog a day, but definately a little more often that once in three months (that is if anyone even comes here anymore). Well, off to soccer in the rain. Later
Jorge - Sounds like your having an amazing time dude, wish I could be there, and can't wait to catch up on things when you get back.
Joel - SO jealous of you too. Just golfing anywhere over there would be crazy, let alone seeing the Vatican and the Sistine Chapel. Sounds like such a great experience (not even being sarcastic)
P-diddy - Congrats on all your accomplishments. The fact that you're winning all these huge international competitions and getting your Law Degree already makes you a huge success, let alone when you become Prime Minister (come on buddy, we need you!)
B-dawg - The store looks sweet man. My girlfriend was probably at a couple of buys that you would have been at, we'll have to hook up at one of them next spring when the new stuff is released. Any plans on going to Warped this year?
Deano - I'm watching the Joe Schmo marathon on Spike TV as I type this. Turn there now!
Mattay - Hilarious as usual!
C-lark - Sweet look on the blog. Are you going to Haslut next weekend or Warped?
That about it. I'm not going to promise a blog a day, but definately a little more often that once in three months (that is if anyone even comes here anymore). Well, off to soccer in the rain. Later
