The worst is over

I go out for dinner today, and one of the lunch specials is a "Chicken Salad Sandwich" with fries and a drink for $5.99. First, I wonder how a salad can fit on a sandwich. Then, I think: "I really enjoy chicken salad, and love chicken sandwiches, so I'm getting both great tastes for the same price!". So, was it the best sandwich ever you ask? No, no it was not. In fact, it was one of the worst, if not THE worst sandwhich of my life. It was these tiny strains of chicken drowning in some white, cheap mayo sauce, all placed between two ready-to-expire, thin as Kate Moss pieces of white bread. Thanks false advertising! Oh well, at least I didn't have to pay.